Not sure why this got so many chuckles from my coworkers today. It’s a lunch, and it’s in a bag. Bag lunch. Big whoop.

If you’re strolling through the grocery store and wonder what these taste like, let me ruin the mystery for you: they taste like poop.

I can’t keep these Veggie Straws in the house. Too addicting. Had to make some adjustments to the bag just to feel ok about myself.

I thought it was really sweet of Aim to make me a sandwich this morning. Until I looked closer and realized she was trying to kill me.

The IDEA of a cracker+cheese+salami+peanut butter+celery SOUNDED good in my mind, but in retrospect, I would not recommend it without some Tums close by.