Ha!  Nice try Caribou!  These labels ARE a “short read,” but the type of cookies are “shortbread.”  Zing!

I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered here but uhh…I don’t get it.

I wanted to wait for this guy to come out to his car so I could congratulate him on his awesome combo of bumper stickers

I am not edible for support, just to make that clear.

Sounds good, sign. I’ll be sure to steer clear of that!

I was GOING to give my coworker the benefit of the doubt, but when he spelled the words wrong TWICE…