Brian Johnson

Are there such things as TV repair guys anymore? Or is buying a new TV always the answer? If mamma can't watch The Bachelor, ain't nobody happy...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:58:00 -0600

I love this.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:47:53 -0600

I love this.

This = bad start to a Thursday morning for one of my customers....

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:26:26 -0600

This = bad start to a Thursday morning for one of my customers. I danced a jig to try and cheer her up. Didn’t work :-(

Yeah, I get a lot of email.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:37:43 -0600

Yeah, I get a lot of email.

Hey I got my N+ this week. “Some of you are thinking...

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 10:24:18 -0600

Hey I got my N+ this week.

“Some of you are thinking ‘sure, any idiot could do that,’ but it was hard for me so BACK OFF!” — Adam Sandler

IT guy’s lunch!

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600

IT guy’s lunch!

This is an imitation of me listening to hold music too long.

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600

This is an imitation of me listening to hold music too long.

Ha! Nice try Caribou! These labels ARE a “short...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600

Ha! Nice try Caribou! These labels ARE a “short read,” but the type of cookies are “shortbread.” Zing!

I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered...

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:40:06 -0600

I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered here but uhh…I don’t get it.

I wanted to wait for this guy to come out to his car so I could...

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:40:05 -0600

I wanted to wait for this guy to come out to his car so I could congratulate him on his awesome combo of bumper stickers

In case the answer to the question “Can I hold it?”...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:35:06 -0600

In case the answer to the question “Can I hold it?” changes from yes to no as you board the elevator.

Degree Adrenaline! When you absolutely, positively, must smell...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:40:06 -0600

Degree Adrenaline! When you absolutely, positively, must smell like a carabiner!

I was honored to discuss armpit farts with Jason Gray via...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:47:06 -0600

I was honored to discuss armpit farts with Jason Gray via Twitter.

I saw this in Florida and am not sure how to describe it...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:40:05 -0600

I saw this in Florida and am not sure how to describe it except…wow?

Thanks, Mac, for not exactly making your search features the...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:33:05 -0600

Thanks, Mac, for not exactly making your search features the highlight of my customer presentation.

I am not edible for support, just to make that clear.

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:35:06 -0600

I am not edible for support, just to make that clear.

Whoa! This customer ordered Dell’s...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:35:05 -0600

Whoa! This customer ordered Dell’s super-duper-forever-infinity warranty!

A coworker questioned me about an icon they discovered on a...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:35:05 -0600

A coworker questioned me about an icon they discovered on a customer server. I’m embarrassed, but not really sure why.

Yikes. This client must’ve ordered the not-so-quick ship...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:35:06 -0600

Yikes. This client must’ve ordered the not-so-quick ship option. They’re still waiting for it.

Checking disk space usage on a VMFS volume of an ESX or ESXi host

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 15:36:06 -0600

VMWare has a great article about checking disk space on a VMFS volume in the command line. My favorite command is vdf -h, which puts the free space into more human-readable format (pictured).