Christian. Musician. IT geek. Movie nerd. Family man. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-704267-4’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @braimee)http://www.brianjohnson.tv/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t0kwk2Ko1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Call the zoo! I found their stolen plunger from the giraffe cage!</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/24019233778http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/24019233778Tue, 29 May 2012 16:48:32 -0500humor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j8uuhYqs1qdhs67o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Have I mentioned lately that tech support people don’t like me?</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/23673124298http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/23673124298Thu, 24 May 2012 10:11:17 -0500techhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hpwiW9C61qdhs67o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I have to say I don’t appreciate being called the “a word” by tech support folks.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/23620783820http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/23620783820Wed, 23 May 2012 14:24:18 -0500techhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tr2clfAw1qdhs67o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ha! Nerd-chuckle at Google typo!</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22796025618http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22796025618Thu, 10 May 2012 15:47:00 -0500techhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rx4uR74P1qdhs67o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh so THAT’S why I feel like dog poop in the morning? Thanks Fitbit!</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22733855882http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22733855882Wed, 09 May 2012 16:02:54 -0500humor<p>Hey, check out the Sweet Surrender Web site (<a href="http://www.sweet-surrender.org" title="Sweet Surrender" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.sweet-surrender.org">www.sweet-surrender.org</a></a>), as we put up a new blog post and video clip from a service we sang at yesterday to honor fallen officers.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22589148651http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/22589148651Mon, 07 May 2012 10:15:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1as5fRV691qdhs67o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I am *so* #7446 in this comic strip.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19737709751http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19737709751Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:48:51 -0500humor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15i4oRpqD1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Client did not appreciate my comment made upon seeing his screen: “Looks like somebody’s computer has a case of the Mondays!”</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19589057496http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19589057496Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:24:24 -0500techhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mpjarsVS1qdhs67o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Friday. Did I mention that Web tech support people hate me?</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19008136407http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/19008136407Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:49:58 -0600techhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l36mljx51qdhs67o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l36mljx51qdhs67o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Nikita’s subtitle people could benefit from a spell-check program.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/18961035448http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/18961035448Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:49:00 -0600humorEnglish<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m085vl1UaM1qdhs67o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m having a better week now, but this is the modified fortune cookie message I had taped to my laptop last week.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/18566192539http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/18566192539Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:18:57 -0600techhumor<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhtvq1XjB1qd9tnh.jpg"/></p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17713667670http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17713667670Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:58:00 -0600tech<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5unt1Yz41qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17358837337http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17358837337Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:47:53 -0600techhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4wc2b9Lo1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This = bad start to a Thursday morning for one of my customers. I danced a jig to try and cheer her up. Didn’t work :-(</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17321498437http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/17321498437Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:26:26 -0600techhumormalware<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyms2vhgvU1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, I get a lot of email.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/16777914764http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/16777914764Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:37:43 -0600techhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3uwiILrA1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey I got my N+ this week.  </p> <blockquote> <p>“Some of you are thinking ‘sure, any idiot could do that,’ but it was hard for me so <em>BACK OFF</em>!” — Adam Sandler</p> </blockquote>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/16174353727http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/16174353727Fri, 20 Jan 2012 10:24:18 -0600technetworking<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn84fqBHH1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IT guy’s lunch!</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14826206469http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14826206469Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600foodhumortech<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk73tiyJB1qdhs67o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is an imitation of me listening to hold music too long.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14779064164http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14779064164Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600doodleshumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgw4cWVNy1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ha!  Nice try Caribou!  These labels ARE a “short read,” but the type of cookies are “shortbread.”  Zing!</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14738975163http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14738975163Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:30:05 -0600Englishhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgjlqnUZH1qdhs67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered here but uhh…I don’t get it.</p>http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14687440280http://www.brianjohnson.tv/post/14687440280Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:40:06 -0600Englishhumor