This is an imitation of me listening to hold music too long.

This is an imitation of me listening to hold music too long.

Ha!  Nice try Caribou!  These labels ARE a “short read,” but the type of cookies are “shortbread.”  Zing!

Ha!  Nice try Caribou!  These labels ARE a “short read,” but the type of cookies are “shortbread.”  Zing!

I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered here but uhh…I don’t get it.

I’m sure there’s a deep message to be discovered here but uhh…I don’t get it.

I wanted to wait for this guy to come out to his car so I could congratulate him on his awesome combo of bumper stickers

I wanted to wait for this guy to come out to his car so I could congratulate him on his awesome combo of bumper stickers

In case the answer to the question “Can I hold it?” changes from yes to no as you board the elevator. 

In case the answer to the question “Can I hold it?” changes from yes to no as you board the elevator. 

Degree Adrenaline!  When you absolutely, positively, must smell like a carabiner! 

Degree Adrenaline!  When you absolutely, positively, must smell like a carabiner!